To the commenters known as "Your Coccyx" and "CaliCheeseSucks"

If I knew who "Your Coccyx" and "CaliCheeseSucks" were in real life I would send you a Cease and Desist letter. I am officially going on record and telling you to stop harassing me online. 

Your ongoing targeted harassment is not welcome and I want it to stop immediately. 

I will send a copy of this post to Disqus, Wix, and Tee Public. 

I will tag both of you as a legal notice to stop harassing me.